omfG my spanish flatmate just turned to me and said ‘i need to ask you something embarrassing’ so i sort of said oh yeah sure no problem
and he was like
'people keep telling me they are having 'two sex'?'
'i ask them for something, and they say they will do it after two sex or to give them two sex? is this a common thing here?'
they mEAN ‘TWO SECS’ AS IN TWO SECONDS THE POOR BOY THOUGHT WE’RE ALL ONLY GONNA DO STUFF FOR HIM AFTER HAVING SEX TWICE B L E S S
Someone hit my car while I was parked and the person that hit me at the paint of my car ON THE BOLT that was imprinted in my paint and it STILL wasn’t enough evidence (I needed a witness) for them to be the cause.
So now I’m 500 dollars deep in repairs and guess what I DONT HAVE THAT WOW PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN